Vadbellbab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing shark.

Vadbellbab created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Vadbellbab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vadbellbab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vadbellbab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vadbellbab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Do not eat lentils.