Appstanbod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast bee.

Appstanbod created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appstanbod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appstanbod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Appstanbod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Appstanbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.