Ratgigbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, quiet duck.

Ratgigbiss created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgigbiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratgigbiss, he will cry a lot.

Ratgigbiss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ratgigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Ratgigbiss loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Ratgigbiss' name in vain.
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