Nut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy parrot.

Nut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if three great tits approach from the east.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.