Bosswanratbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish crow.

Bosswanratbog created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bosswanratbog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosswanratbog, she will turn you into a plant.

Bosswanratbog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bosswanratbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about cell theory.