Yakrowvin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing raccoon.

Yakrowvin created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakrowvin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yakrowvin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yakrowvin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yakrowvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakrowvin's name in vain.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always obey Yakrowvin's priests.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.