Vonknadyak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful turtle.

Vonknadyak created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonknadyak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vonknadyak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vonknadyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vonknadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Vonknadyak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.