Godyamhot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, emotional whale.

Godyamhot created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Godyamhot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godyamhot, she will turn you into a tree.

Godyamhot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Godyamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Godyamhot loves seals, so they must be respected.