Gemsignib is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless camel.

Gemsignib created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsignib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gemsignib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gemsignib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gemsignib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.