Bepganzed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind rat.

Bepganzed created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepganzed, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bepganzed, it will turn you into a slug.

Bepganzed's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bepganzed's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bepganzed.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never wear green trousers.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.