Honvonbug is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, impressive
hyena.
Honvonbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Honvonbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Honvonbug, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Honvonbug's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Honvonbug's Holy Commandments1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing yellow skirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Honvonbug loves cats, so they must be respected.
5. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing cyan hats.