Honvonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive hyena.

Honvonbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Honvonbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honvonbug, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Honvonbug's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Honvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing yellow skirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Honvonbug loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing cyan hats.