Gubtargtof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish fox.

Gubtargtof created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubtargtof, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubtargtof, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gubtargtof's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gubtargtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from pink frogs, for they are unholy.