Vegfodgov is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring mouse.

Vegfodgov created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfodgov, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vegfodgov, he will make you grow a tail.

Vegfodgov's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vegfodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.