Dumvin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering unicorn.

Dumvin created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumvin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumvin, he will turn you into a plant.

Dumvin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dumvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never play with disobedient children.