Jatruttpark is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive rat.

Jatruttpark created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatruttpark, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jatruttpark, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jatruttpark's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jatruttpark's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jatruttpark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.