Bembassflap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart wyrm.

Bembassflap created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bembassflap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembassflap, it will turn you into a frog.

Bembassflap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bembassflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.