Jadhinrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest narwhal.

Jadhinrutt created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jadhinrutt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadhinrutt, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jadhinrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jadhinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.