Wadhugmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured fly.

Wadhugmeg created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhugmeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadhugmeg, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wadhugmeg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wadhugmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of horses.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shave your face.