Arfcebsas is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, intelligent bee.

Arfcebsas created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfcebsas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arfcebsas, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Arfcebsas' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arfcebsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.