Rigbamsab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing rat.

Rigbamsab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rigbamsab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigbamsab, it will turn you into a frog.

Rigbamsab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rigbamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.

4. Never sprint near whales.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.