Poppoplist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful jaguar.

Poppoplist created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppoplist, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Poppoplist, it will try to impress you with trees.

Poppoplist's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Poppoplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing white skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never hurt goats.