Himyatgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous penguin.

Himyatgeb created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himyatgeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Himyatgeb, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Himyatgeb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Himyatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Himyatgeb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.