Rothathan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering goblin.

Rothathan created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rothathan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rothathan, she will turn you into a mole.

Rothathan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rothathan's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Rothathan.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rothathan.

4. Do not take Rothathan's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.