Nilkikyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive cat.

Nilkikyarl created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilkikyarl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilkikyarl, it will send you a sign.

Nilkikyarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nilkikyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.