Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome bat.

Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut, it will destroy your home planet.

Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Bidsaktar Xucknabwiksidripgidgut loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about special relativity near voles while wearing brown shirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.