Midkinxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing otter.

Midkinxem created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midkinxem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Midkinxem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Midkinxem's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Midkinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Midkinxem loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. You must love Midkinxem.