Nuthapgab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish clam.

Nuthapgab created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthapgab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuthapgab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nuthapgab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nuthapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.