Wikbellhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage eagle.

Wikbellhen created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wikbellhen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikbellhen, he will not invite you to parties.

Wikbellhen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wikbellhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help nematodes in need.