Cutrullxuckxucgadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring crane.

Cutrullxuckxucgadzag created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cutrullxuckxucgadzag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutrullxuckxucgadzag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cutrullxuckxucgadzag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cutrullxuckxucgadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Hide if three nematodes approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never eat strawberries.