Karjadgab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive faun.

Karjadgab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karjadgab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Karjadgab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Karjadgab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Karjadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing indigo shirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.