Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless gerbil.

Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear black shoes.

3. Hide if three sheep approach from the east.

4. Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Nartnabhigvinjinnulcephig.