Vencarbat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm badger.

Vencarbat created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencarbat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vencarbat, he will torture you forever.

Vencarbat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vencarbat's Holy Commandments

1. Vencarbat loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vencarbat.