Faszogvid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm pigeon.

Faszogvid created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faszogvid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Faszogvid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Faszogvid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Faszogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.