Figdutyart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional unicorn.

Figdutyart created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Figdutyart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figdutyart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Figdutyart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Figdutyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.

5. Never think about moons.