Bogrenmip Rulrag is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless
porpoise.
Bogrenmip Rulrag created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogrenmip Rulrag, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bogrenmip Rulrag, he will be very sad.
Bogrenmip Rulrag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Bogrenmip Rulrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat turnips.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not wear copper on your body.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.