Bogrenmip Rulrag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless porpoise.

Bogrenmip Rulrag created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogrenmip Rulrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogrenmip Rulrag, he will be very sad.

Bogrenmip Rulrag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bogrenmip Rulrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.