Monmetcin Vignuttmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering unicorn.

Monmetcin Vignuttmid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monmetcin Vignuttmid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Monmetcin Vignuttmid, it will turn you into a snail.

Monmetcin Vignuttmid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Monmetcin Vignuttmid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Monmetcin Vignuttmid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing fawn shoes.
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