Quatbellfid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable hare.

Quatbellfid created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatbellfid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatbellfid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quatbellfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Quatbellfid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never wear coats.