Baploopjiptig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Baploopjiptig created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baploopjiptig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baploopjiptig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Baploopjiptig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Baploopjiptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.