Nakgamdun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless whale.

Nakgamdun created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nakgamdun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakgamdun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nakgamdun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nakgamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never bounce near hamsters.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.