Safdotbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective dryad.

Safdotbonk created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safdotbonk, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Safdotbonk, he will not care at all.

Safdotbonk's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Safdotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed rice to hamsters while wearing orange scarves.

4. You must love Safdotbonk.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.