Cidmumsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful jackal.

Cidmumsat created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidmumsat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidmumsat, it will turn you into a rat.

Cidmumsat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cidmumsat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing mauve shoes and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidmumsat.