Flabcunstragmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish deer.

Flabcunstragmil created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcunstragmil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabcunstragmil, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabcunstragmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flabcunstragmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Flabcunstragmil on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about nuts.