Madgigman is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy whale.

Madgigman created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madgigman, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Madgigman, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Madgigman's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Madgigman's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near bats while wearing green dresses and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think about asteroids.