Hadhadflan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm meerkat.

Hadhadflan created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadhadflan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hadhadflan, he will turn you into a mole.

Hadhadflan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hadhadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near horses.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not covet oxen.