Cedgutdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful weasel.

Cedgutdan created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgutdan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedgutdan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedgutdan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cedgutdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedgutdan.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cedgutdan.