Fumnegtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish tortoise.

Fumnegtarg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumnegtarg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumnegtarg, she will make you grow a tail.

Fumnegtarg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fumnegtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not make images of living things.