Bansombad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered human.

Bansombad created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bansombad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bansombad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bansombad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bansombad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Bansombad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Bansombad's priests.

5. Always help sick dolphins.