Mabvolxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing parrot.

Mabvolxuc created water two years ago.

If you believe in Mabvolxuc, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabvolxuc, he will turn you into a dog.

Mabvolxuc's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mabvolxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away from pink capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Never mention otters.