Vanmigwegbudtofnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish lizard.

Vanmigwegbudtofnel created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanmigwegbudtofnel, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vanmigwegbudtofnel, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vanmigwegbudtofnel's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vanmigwegbudtofnel's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.