Wipquartbudortrill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful goose.

Wipquartbudortrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipquartbudortrill, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipquartbudortrill, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wipquartbudortrill's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wipquartbudortrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.